There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.

Bwahahahahahahaha....

If only life was so simple...

Sheesh...

If you put a drop of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

Look ma, I'm independent...

I got a new Pot!!!





It's shiny, white, and damn clean...





That's the SHIT... (dumper)...

To quote Vedder,

"I'll wake up in the dark, for you to speak to me...
I'll wait up...

Release Me..."

I broke a crystal vase today...

Damn, it felt good...

I dunno what to write...

To quote Blaze Bayley,

"Why then is God still protecting me
Even when I dont deserve it
Thought I am blessed with an inner strength
Some they would call it a penance
Why am I meant to face this alone
Asking the question time and again
Praying to God wont keep me alive
Inside my head feel the fear start to rise..."

To quote Bush,

"I'm never alone
I'm alone all the time
Are you at one
Or do you lie
We live in a wheel
Where everyone steals
But when we rise it's like strawberry fields..."

Spider Pig, Spider Pig...
Does whatever a Spider-Pig does...

Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da da da da... da, da, da, da... da, da, da, da!

To quote Maynard James Keegan,

"Cause I need to watch things die
From a distance
Vicariously I live while the whole world dies
You all need it too, don't lie

Why can't we just admit it?
Why can't we just admit it?
We won't give pause until the blood is flowing
Neither the brave nor bold
Were writers the stories told
We won't give pause until the blood is flowing..."