Sunday, April 29, 2007

Yay!
It's finally happening...

Friday, April 27, 2007

Yeah, I'm still here...

One week of fuckin work, and yeah, back I am...

As if anyone reads this shit anyways!

Sunday, April 22, 2007

To quote Shirley Manson

"When everything is going wrong
And you can't see the point of going on
Nothing in life is set in stone
There's nothing that can't be turned around

Nobody wants to be alone
Everybody wants to love someone
Out of the tree go pick a plum
Why can't we all just get along"
To quote Uday Benegal

"They're on top of the rock
And they know just how to live it up
On top of the rock
And they're never gonna give it up"

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Quoting Jeff...

"Asses are the human races favorite thing. When God gave us our asses he had to stick them round the back just so we wouldn't sit and stare at them all day. Cause when God made the ass he didn't say "Hey it's just your basic hinge, let's knock off early." He said "Behold ye angels, I have created the ass. Throughout the ages to come, men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name!"

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Heaven and Hell... well, it'll have to do...

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Coming soon...

Channel We Lunchpad

Watch 16 amazing cooking teams compete against one another in front of a panel of amazing culinary judges, in order to get a chance to cook a meal at the world famous Hard Rock Cafe, New York!

Now that's a fuckin show!

Monday, April 16, 2007

To quote Garreth,

"In your own way you're peculiar
Can I share some secrets with you?
I crawl into thoughts that aren't mine
Stay with me now, have you got the time?

Stethoscopic sounds invade me
Foreheads, clothes and mountains get creased
Jumping off that cliff ain't scary
It's landings that confuse and cloud me.

Hey, can't you see?
Let me be
It is me
I'm your house now."

Saturday, April 14, 2007

To quote Steven Tyler,

"I’m down a one way street
With a one night stand
With a one track mind
Out in no man’s land
(the punishment sometimes don’t seem to fit the crime)

Yeah there’s a hole in my soul
But one thing I’ve learned
For every love letter written
There’s another one burned
(so you tell me how it’s gonna be this time)"

Friday, April 13, 2007

Fuck... talk about spending our fuckin acations doing work. Work which initially you were eager to do, to be a pat of, but once you're in it, you fuckin feel that its really not worth the trouble you take. It's like slave exploitation. Do as your told, without any fuckin difference. Shit, sometimes, I realy feel that I should have just stayed at home, lazed around, had a fun summer.

Oh fuck, did I just blab out more?

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Sunday, April 8, 2007

Baa Baa Black Dick,
Do you have any sperm?

Yes Ma'am, Yes Ma'am
Two balls firm.

None for my girl, and none for my ex,
All for the horny girl reading this text...
Situation: Your on top of a skyscraper. There's a canine on the road below.

Question: How will you know if the canine is a dog or a bitch?

Friday, April 6, 2007

To quote Steven Tyler,

"There's somethin' wrong with the world today
The light bulb's gettin' dim
There's meltdown in the sky...

If you can judge a wise man
By the colour of his skin
Then mister you're a better man that I..."

Thursday, April 5, 2007

Bah, Humbug!

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

To quote Chuck Schuldiner,

"There will be zero tolerance
For the creator of halsowed intentions
There will be zero tolerance
Fate is your deciding god

Karma comes crashing down
Leaving a very deep scar
Exposing a door to the
Source of a verbal whore
Machines supply the altar
Where virtuous lives are sacrificed
It must be strange to not have lived
So far into existence

This is not a test of power
This is not a game to be lost or won
Let justice be done..."

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Are you ready?
Yeah, you think you can tell us what to do?
You think you can tell us what to wear?
You think that your better?
Well you better get ready,
To bow to the masters...
Break it down!

Sunday, April 1, 2007

To quote Vinay,

"You don't have to stuff me or swallow up my pride
Pick the pieces of this wreck my fears come to life
You don't have to feed me into the shelf of your rise
Never change to suit your ways, this is who I am...
Fight"
Hang in there...