3 days to go, and another one bit the dust.

Tch Tch

Urm, Happy Boxing Day?

Thank Vanessa for this one:

From Kahlil Gibran:

"Your fear of death is buit the trembling of the shepherdwhen he stands before the king who'se hand is to be laid upon him in honour. Is the shepherd not joyful beneath his trembling that he shall wear the mark of a king?"

Bleh

Camera = Happy person?

Yeah, if it's yours.

Foley is God...

Till chapter 23 atleast...

Cartoons...

Brought back memories.

It's all Schallwelle...

My rework... a tad nostalgic...

Those Blueish-Brown eyes...

Sorry guys, couldn't resist...

Hey Taxi!

Are you the One?

Saw this with no sound... fuckin funny as hell...

It's the Canadian Destroyer

Congrats... Congrats... And Congrats...

To everyone in this world...

Taken from "Third Eye",

"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness, experiencing itself subjectively, there's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, in which is an imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather."

Taken from toolpantheon.com:

"Since the one thing we can say about fundamental matter is that it is vibrating, and since all vibrations are theoretically sound, then it is not unreasonable to suggest that the universe is music and should be perceived as such..."

Now I get it...

I'm bored... maybe...

First up, I'm back... again...

Diwali...

Beats the hell out of heads.

If Metal Was a Hot Chick You Were Copulating With, what would happen: (a study of different sub-genres)

Death Metal: She strangles you with the umbilical cord of her 3rd-trimester aborted child and chops off your testicles with a rusty knife, then urinates on your corpse.

Progressive Metal:She ignores you completely and masturbates instead.

Black Metal: She drags you to the forest and sodomizes you with a crucifix, then accuses you of being a Zionist, communist homosexual and stabs you to death. She then burns your body for the glory of Odin and offers herself to a goat.

Power Metal: N/A. No hot chick listens to power metal. Unless you're a chubby-chaser.

Doom Metal: She whines about you thrusting too fast, then begins sobbing. She wonders why no one understands her, passes out from too much absinthe, and you don't get laid that night.

Grindcore: She gets you off in 30 seconds or less.Folk Metal: The session ends in disgust before it really started, because flutes simply aren't meant for certain orifices.

Thrash Metal:You both have really sloppy, fast-paced sex then never see her for years. When she shows up again, she's gained 40 pounds, and she's bald.

Metalcore: You have awesome sex, and then you find out she's 15. You get arrested.

I maybe a youth mouth piece,

But I'm still my own self.

I really don't know why I keep updating this.

Maybe it's like a personal challenge to see chronicle how much of the net I like.

Or maybe it's just a personal whim

Or maybe it's posting stuff that's relevant, though latent

Or is it a need to be heard?

Or is it a need to be accepted?

Or is it a need to be, umm, (insert)

Find out with the next post.

February 1st... Marked It Already!

I'm back again...

For a week or so...

Travellin beats normalcy

Don't Try This

To quote Maynard,

"Medicated, drama queen, picture perfect, numb belligerence
Narcisistic, drama queen, craving fame and all this decadance..."

Jolly, jolly...

I'm back...

For a day...

Hmm...

So it's on the road now for a week or so.

Dunno if I'll get to connect from a desert.

Or maybe I'm just exaggerating.

Just a wee bit!

Yay!

For the first time, I really am in splits over a complete F1 season...

Hmm...

Oh well, to quote Sway,

"Always was a sucker for a Ferrari..."

Look at what time does to you:




Yep, it makes you come back full circle to start a new tour, and whitewash lots of fans by stating that there may be some more new material out.

New music is always good.

Not necassarily tho.

Quoting Sean O' Haire:

"Everyone has a vice.
Sometimes you just need to take a step back from reality.

[Reward]
You work hard.
You deserve to enjoy your life.

[Release]
Take a drink.
Have a smoke.
So you spend some time away from your family.
Your parents weren’t there all the time.

[Independence]
You turned out all right, didn’t you?
Exactly.
Don’t feel bad.
This is what people do.

[Happiness]
So go ahead …
Tip one back.
Light one up.

Hell, I’m not telling you anything that you don’t already know..."

Meh...

Finally got my baby some new strings...

Dressing her up tomorrow...

Laptop?

Bleh...

Like Chucky,

I'm BAACCCKKK!!!

Great time to suffer a stomach infection...

Been shittin, and having cramps, and fever like for the past 12 hours...

And dont expect posts for a week...

It's IPS all over again

Bleh...

Plain bleh...

I'm seriously fried...

Golden brown at that, too...

And there's no tissue paper / kitchen roll to soak me in...

The WTC Idea...

Uh, meant to post earlier, but forgot...

I had better things to do...

No, actually, I didnt...

To qute Shadow,

"Mr. (insert name here), what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone here is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

Amen...

You know,

Dumb Is Smart...

Think about it...

I'm bored...

Or am I board?

Hahahaha...

Nah, seriously...

To quote Yorke,

"You do it to yourself, you do
and that's what really hurts
You do it to yourself, just you
you and no-one else
You do it to yourself
You do it to yourself..."

Congrats

I still hate Ravi Shastri on the mike tho...

Congrats guys... Now fuckin own them...

The Galeej Gurus have been chosen to participate in the annual Shamal contest in Dubai

To quote Vinay:

"Why do you wanna be with me?
Why do you wanna talk to me?
Why do you wanna look at me?
Why do u wanna be like me?

And be for who I am
And be for what I love
And be for being me..."

Psst... the Gods maybe coming here soon...

Now for the good parts:

To quote Dave Murray:

"Music shouldn’t be a competition anyway. "

Ok... first up... I'm back!

Asmodeus:

Asmodeus is the demon of fornication, jealousy, anger and vengeance. His main mission is to prevent matrimonial sex life, destroy new marriages and support a man’s desire for other women. He is also one of the demons causing obsession, and has always been considered as one of the most feared hell demons of Satan. In the seven deadly sins, Asmodeus is the demon of lechery.

To some authors this demon is considered a prince of revenge and protector of male homosexuals, homosexuality being one of his methods of seduction. He is depicted with the chest of a man, cock legs, serpent tail, three heads (one of a man spitting fire, one of a ram, and one of a bull), riding a lion with dragon wings and neck, all of these creatures being associated with either lasciviousness, lust or revenge.

Thank You!!!

I really dig acronyms... even the most superflous ones...

Seriously, it takes a lovely, lazy, and lathargic mind to cook up some of these really helpful study guides...

Damn, all these justifications and reasoning...

Yup, I'm still a geek at heart...

Or am I?


Fooled You!

Exams... yay!

Blecch...

What's with the cc in between bleh?

Meh, I don't know!

Dude, Like Puck Up Your Head!

To quote Rohan, Omnisine, and Me...

"Let me hold your hand
Don't fall asleep
These shadows understand
You're playing with me

You've wandered in the skies'
Cause I can't receive
I'm in paradise's disguise
You're playing with me

So slide inside your worried mind
Just slide 'cause I have seen you try
Just place those eyes where they won't dry
Your song's a crime, your prize a smile

Let your toes touch the sand
Don't try to flee
You're speaking tongues per hand
Done playing with me

You've plastered a smile
But you can't deceive
You're plagiarised respite
Done playing with me..."

To quote Maynard,

"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say
He promised I would find a little solace and some peace of mind
Whatever just as long as I don't feel so..."

To quote Maynard,

"You're lying to yourself again
Suicidal imbecile
Think about it, put it on the faultline
What'll it take to get it through to you precious
Over this.
Why do you wanna throw it away like this
Such a mess.
I don't want to watch you."

To quote Maynard,

"I didn't want to know
I just didn't want to know
Best to keep things in the shallow end
Cause I never quite learned how to swim..."

To quote Maynard,

"But I'm more than just a little curious
How you're planning to go about
Making your amends to the dead
To the dead..."

To quote Einstein,

"Some men spend a lifetime in an attempt to comprehend the complexities of women. Others pre-occupy themselves with somewhat simpler tasks, such as understanding the theory of relativity. "

Hey Droogies...

I'm BACK...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.

Bwahahahahahahaha....

If only life was so simple...

Sheesh...

If you put a drop of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

Look ma, I'm independent...